Sunday, March 13

Ireland - Jedward - Lipstick


IRELAND

Jedward - Lipstick



First they give us Dustin the Turkey, and now they give us Jedward. The once glory nation of the ESC and still the nation to have triumphed in the contest on most occassions, the Irish seem to have fallen out of love with the contest. Despite last years attempts to reignite the flame with previous winner Nimah Kavangh, the Irish have reverted to X-factor novelty act Jedward to fly the flag.

Jedward, for those of you that have had the fortune not to encounter them before, are brothers who shot to fame on British talent show The X Factor. Despite not being able to sing, dance or basically do anything at all the duo made it through to the later stages of the contest having been selected to be in the final 12 by Irish mentor Louis Walsh. Despite receiving a chorus of boo's every time they performed Jedward managed to make it through to finish in 6th place. Each week there act got more and more ridiculous with gimmicks, props and songs such as "Ghostbusters" used to hide the fact that they could not sing.

Following the contest they became perhaps the most famous act from that series appearing all over tv, in the mainstream press, releasing singles with Vanilla Ice and touring the UK. The Irish selectors came calling in 2011 and using the song "Lipstick" Jedward became Irish representatives for the 2011 Eurovision Song Contest.

If the ESC had anything to do with actual singing ability and talent this song would fail at the first hurdle as the nasally, tuneless and down right awful voices that protrude from the mouths of these two irritants clearly are dire. Indeed, the backing singers will be on overtime to ensure this does not leave the crowd covering their ears. What Jedward do have however is the fact that they have a stage presence, they have charisma and will provide ample photo opportunities in Dusseldorf.

The song itself is not too bad. It has a catchy hook, a modern up tempo pop number and certainly gives impact. Visually it works, on record it works but live in the arena how will it fare?

How will Jedward go down with the voters and juries? Only time will tell. A place in the final I feel will come their way but where they go from there who knows! Given Jedward's status in the UK they will certainly win the phone vote here come the final. Surely not a winner of the Eurovision however, but a mid table finish in the final may not be beyond the duo.

18 comments:

Anonymous said...

I'm confident they'll win with a great song and fabulous stage presence.

@Go_withthe_Floh

Sorcha said...

the same old same old regurgitated rubbish, they have sold our 4 tours they can sing they most certainly can entertain. How come it always Ireland who get a bashing Lordi were crap, last year's winner was constantly out of tune did you write a spiteful little blog about them as well

Anonymous said...

Jedward for the win!!!

_The_Kenster_ said...

GO TEAM JEDWARD!!!!!

Anonymous said...

John and Edward are amazing. The writer of this blog needs to stop jumping on the hateful bandwagon.

@rubeejsgrimes

Anonymous said...

Jedward are pure AMAZING they sold out 2 dublin tours in a half an hour they got loads of votes for eurosong , and have an AMAZING song :) and just so you know no-one that commented has agreed with you so im pretty sure that no-one does agree with you :L

Anonymous said...

Jedward are amazing in every way they can do this! love you guys x

JepicHeather said...

GO TEAM JEDWARD! Lipstick is amazing and they sound waaay better without the backing singers which proves they CAN sing!

@RawwrJedward said...

GO TEAM JEDWARD.
WHO EVER WROTE THIS, JUST SHUT THE FXCK UP.

Anonymous said...

Have you ever seen them live? No, I didn't think so. You do indeed seem to be just jumping on the hate bandwagon. Give credit where credit is due. A great song sung by 2 charismatic, entertaining singers. I hope they do well, they deserve to.

Anonymous said...

I am glad Ireland are sending Jedward this year, we are all tired of the usual ballade singers. There are so many entrants in the ESC, so you need someone who will stand out, someone who people will be talking about, and Jedward are just that. Ask for them not being able to sing, well anyone who has seen them live will most certainly tell you different. So go write a blog about all the countries sending forgettable boring acts and leave Jedward alone. @siobhan_20

Anonymous said...

TEAM JEDWARD ALL THE WAY!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Hope Ireland can actually afford to host Eurovision 2012 coz that's where it will be

Anonymous said...

Jedward can't sing and that's a FACT.
The song is garbage -___-

Grace Breen said...

You left out the fact that Jedward have a MASSIVE fan base, that they sold out numerous concerts both in the UK and Ireland, and have you been watching peoples "my top eurovision entry" videos? Jedward are in the top ten in nearly every single one!Ireland have tried the "real music" aka boring music route for years and it barely gets us to the finals. Lipstick is the kind of song that does well in the eurovision although lets be honest, the eurovision is less about music and more about your location on the map. And as for the x factor? Joe McElderry won and he's still nobody, Jedward were the real winners of that show!

Anonymous said...

I agree with the article - and I cant see them qualifying

Unknown said...

Jedward Will win!
I hope my country ((ireland)) can afford to hold it next year!!
THIS SONG IS JEPIC AND ALL OF THEIR JEDICATED FANS SHALL BE VOTING FOR THEM!
Their great lads and are amazing when you meet them because they take their time and take photos with everyone even if leeeeeem (( road manager)) is dragging them off , they stay!!
Ive seen them in concert 8 times and they can sing
Look up Baby By Jedward on youtube to see for yourself!
Cant wait for the new SOLD OUT tour in april and the new album !!
And ehhmmm, For the weirdo who wrote this why not write crap about some of the boring acts other countries send IN!
At least they have fun and make every one laugh and have fun!
=:)
<3 jOHN PAUL HENRY DANIEL RICHARD GRIMES & EDWARD PETER ANTHONY KEVIN PATRICK GRIMES <3

Anonymous said...

They aren't comparable to Dustin the Turkey in the slightest, that entry was mocking Ireland and the Eurovision song contest.

Jedward are pop stars singing a pop song! They've done quite a few sold out concerts since they started out on the X factor, that was 7 weeks out of their lives quite a long-time ago now. It's like constantly judging someone's performance at work based on their job interview.

If RTE give them the support and budget they deserve they'll be amazing!